Blastin' Memes Execution Fashion.

There's a lot of sides to me. But primarily, there's the side that likes to eat and the side that likes to dislike things and antagonize them because other people like them. That being said, here are a list of revised facts about Chuck Norris:

• Whenever Chuck Norris goes over to his friends' houses, he always looks through their medicine cabinets.
• Every Friday night, Chuck Norris orders a whole large meat-lovers pizza from Papa Johns, eats it by himself, and spends the rest of the night crying in front of the mirror.
• Chuck Norris hits "reply all" on every single e-mail he receives. No matter what.
  
• Whenever he sees a homeless person, Chuck Norris keeps on walking, doesn't make eye contact, and pretends that they don't exist.
• Once Chuck Norris didn't have any clean towels when he got out of the shower, so he used a paper towel.
• Chuck Norris went to prom with his second cousin. He only got to first base.
• Despite a plethora of passive aggressive notes left by his roommates, Chuck Norris rarely washes his dishes and just waits for someone else to do them. When confronted in person, Chuck Norris denies ever having used the dishes before storming off to his room to post on his LiveJournal.
• This one time, Chuck Norris was broke and payday wasn't until next week, so he got drunk by drinking a bottle of Listerine he found under the sink.
• When Chuck Norris went to college, he once made out with another guy. He liked it, but was so ashamed of having anyone find out that he unfriended the guy on facebook and ignored him at parties. Today he manifests his suppressed desires by vehemently opposing gay marriage.
• Chuck Norris once told his mother that he was sick and couldn't attend her birthday party, but he really was just playing World of Warcraft and didn't want to go.
• Chuck Norris takes cups from home to fast food restaurants so he can fill them up at the soda fountain without paying.
• Whenever the check comes at a restaurant, Chuck Norris always says that he forgot his wallet at home and asks for his friends to spot him.
  
• Chuck Norris' girlfriend told him that she was pregnant, so he dumped her.

Hopefully these facts have shed some new light on an old, busted meme.