Random Meat Round Up #1.

Why even bother with an opening sentence? Let's salivate over this photo of a hot dog and revel in my heterosexuality.

I know what you're thinking, "A hot dog? How passé, Phineas! That culinary trend is so 2008!" To which I wouldn't respond, 'cause I'd probably just have a hot dog in my mouth. Anyway, the above photo is of the chihuahua dog from Crif Dogs. It's a hot dog wrapped in bacon and deep fried then topped off with avocado and sour cream. Yes, I had it after drinking. Yes, it was delicious. You should go there some time.


Oh, hello, ladies. Anyway, this is a bunch of delicious meat that Vince smoked on his manly barbecue for men that was hosted at Hibernia. The smoked brisket and ribs were delicious. Imagine the last time you had really good ribs. They were like that, but better. Also, Hibernia is a great bar for jerks that has surprisingly good bar food. They also changed the channel so I could watch the Tri-Nations which no one else really cares about.

Law & Order: Criminal Intent to Eat.

One of the problems I have with this blog is that I never end up taking photos of some of the very delicious things that I eat. Which is a shame, because some things I put in my mouth should be photographed beforehand. But, alas, let's see what we have here on this here internet ...


So, a group of gentlemen-bros and I went to this restaurant called S'Mac in the East Village which specializes in homonyms and macaroni and cheese. Of course, to make things novel, they offer all kinds of delightful takes on the classic. I dabbled in a buffalo chicken macaroni and cheese. It was covered in breadcrumbs and bleu cheese. If you like macaroni and cheese and buffalo chicken, chances are you'll love it. If you don't like either of those things, chances are we aren't friends.


What can I say about Papaya Dog? It's cheap, easy, and delicious (like my ex-girlfriend! Ho ho! Which one?!). The dogs have that perfect crispy casing and they're always cooked just right on that fantastically sketchy grill. Plus, you can't go wrong with papaya drink. Ever.